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Now you can play the role of a 1955-1994 US House member. Really it’s just a 3 variable version of Spite and Malice, but I thought it would be funny to associate it with a problem addressed successfully by the Republican Congress of 1994 and beyond. (If it were Bill Clinton’s responsibility the budget would have been balanced when Clinton defeated George Bush and H. Ross Perot)

The reason why I say “Dafuhzit” is because former Senator Jim Sasser pronounces it “Dafuhzit”. If I pronounced that word “Deficit”, I would imply the Honorable Jim Sasser is wrong, which would make me an anti-Southern Democrat bigot, so I pronounce it Dafuhzit to show kindness and love towards Mr. Sasser.

Set up: (funny themed terms will be put in parentheses)

1. Use the entire deck except for the Jokers, and get 2-6 players together.

2. Deal one at a time, face down, a total of 60 cards to be separated into one scoring pile per player. 2 players get 30 cads each, 3 get 20, 4 get 15, 5 get 12, and 6 get 10. (This pile is called “intended dafuhzit spending” )

3. Turn over 2 cards in the center. If there are any blacks, blobs, and question marks, the dealer declares what variables they will be BEFORE ANY OTHER CARD IS PEEKED AT. (the ones on the top are called “the current reasons to spend money”.)

4. The rest of the cards from a draw pile. (called “tax payers’ tax dollars”)

5. Each person turns up the top card of the scoring pile.

Game Play

1. Each person has a hand. (called “the budget”) Bring your hand up to 5 by drawing cards from the Draw pile. (known as “taxing the people”)

2. There are 4 objectives. Here are the 4 ways to accomplish them. Matches in all cases must match in 2 variables or more. Blacks blobs and question marks are wild. In most cases, wild match whoever they top and cannot be called. If there is a possibility that all 3 variable could match, and there is at least one wild on the card you lay, then you MAY change ONE of the wild variables to a natural variable you can use. You can and are encouraged to play more than one card in a turn.

2 a. The main objective is to deplete your scoring pile. If you can match two variables (or even three) to one of the two top center cards, it is suggested you lay it, because that is the main object of the game. It determines who wins. (this is called “Dafuhzit spending”)

2 b. The secondary objective is to defend against opponents. If you match all 3 variables, you force one opponent to draw 2 cards, not looked at, and place then on the bottom of the scoring pile. You MUST declare the wilds to be exactly the same to play defense.(This is called a “Recision”)

2 c. The 3rd most important objective is to get rid of all 5 cards in your hand. If the 5th card is played to the center, draw 5 more cards from the center and continue to play if you can. (This is because of Demand-Side economics, the more the government spends, the more government makes.)

2 d. Whenever you either run out of moves or chose not to move, place a card next to your scoring pile. This new pile is called a garbage pile (or “savings account”) There can only be a maximum of 2 garbage piles. You can, and in some cases, must play a card on top of another garbage pile card. You may look through them to plan away to get rid of it. (“Spend it”) At any time on your turn, you can play a TOPMOST garbage card like it was from your hand. If it exposes completely another card, play it when possible and desired, and so forth.

3. When you place a card on the garbage pile, you end your turn. Play passes to the left.

4. If the drawpile runs out, take the top cards of the center piles, place them aside, and shuffle the rest. The two cards go back to the center. MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THE WILDS ARE.

5. The one who depletes the scoring pile first wins.

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